What’s that? You say you’d like to visit Paradise on your next vacay? Excellent. I can help. Get thee to Komandoo Resort in The Maldives, stat. This tiny, private island resort will soothe your soul, wipe your cares away and bring you all that other blissed-out jazz — I promise. It’s a world of faux perfection, and I say “faux” because you’ll catch sight of groundskeepers doing things like rake the beach every day to remove traces of unsightly seaweed that have washed ashore; darn nature messes up the pristine sands!
Take off your shoes (you’ll never, ever need them here) kick back on your own swathe of sand, or go diving in one of the world’s finest reefs located 20 yards from your bungalow door, and then thank your lucky stars to have found it. Paradise.