Articles by: Valerie Conners

Demons on Parade: Nyepi in Bali

Demons on Parade: Nyepi in Bali

In Passenger Conners news, I helped trick some demons into thinking Bali was deserted the other day. It was pretty easy, actually, and part of the Balinese New Years celebration (it’s technically 1933 in these parts). Still, the highlight of the experience was totally the giant demon parade the night […]

Eat Pray Love chotzkes

“Eat Pray Love,” Be Damned! Bali, I Still Loved You.

My early planning for my round the world trip commenced just as the furor surrounding the release of Eat Pray Love, the movie, was reaching a fevered pitch. I had not been a fan of the book, and would soon learn I was far from alone in my distaste. Across […]

Petronas Towers

Kuala Lumpur: Your 2 Towers Ain’t Too Shabby!

Kuala Lumpur’s iconic Petronas Towers (after the Freedom Tower is built, they’ll be the world’s 5th largest buildings) are every bit as awesome as they seem. By day, night, or from inside the Traders Hotel SkyBar, they’re incredible. For more Kuala Lumpur photos, check out my Flickr photostream.

Imbi Market, breakfast street food galore.

Kuala Lumpur Hawker Stall Street Food

I know I raved about Penang’s street food, but it’s well worth noting that Kuala Lumpur did itself proud, as well. The highlight was the Imbi Market, a morning wet market with oodles of yummy food stalls. For more tasty pics of KL street food, and the city itself, check […]

I Heart Asian Mega-Mall Madness

I Heart Asian Mega-Mall Madness

The world can thank America for introducing it to the gluttony of commerce that is the modern-day mall. However, I’d argue we have Asia to thank for taking that commercialism, blowing it up by about 10,000, and mastering the enormous art of the behemoth mega-mall. It’s a land where anything is […]

Hawker stalls tempt locals in a Penang night market

Penang Street Food: We Were Scrapin’ the Crab

I dove into the deliciousness that is Penang, Malaysia’s street food among the hawker stalls of one of the city’s ubiquitous night markets. It was there I met pure, mouthwatering bliss in the form of $2 giant stuffed crabs, fish ball soup and more. Malaysia’s cuisine, much like it’s culture, […]

Heed the warnings on Koh Jum

Welcome to the Jungle. And, Yes, That IS a Scorpion.

To a certain (semi-large) sector of my friends, I’ve been coined the Fresh Air Fund Kid, an allusion to the program that sends city kids out to the boonies for a few days to get their nature on, and I’m any indicator, return to the city happily aware of how […]

Longtail boats, Koh Mook

Thai Island Hopping Heaven

Does life get much sweeter than hopping longtail boats among Thailand’s perfect Andaman Coast islands? Um, that’s a rhetorical question. Answer: NO. It absolutely does not. Here’s why: 1. The view from your beach blanket, more often than not, looks quite a bit like this: 2. Once you’re happily ensconced […]

Phallic offerings, Princess Cave, Railay Beach

Large Phalluses Are Always Welcome

It’s one of my favorite lines of one of my favorite TV shows, HBO’s “Rome.” Atia of the Julii sends a gift to placate her arch-nemesis, Servilia: a large African slave with a pink ribbon tied around his, er, well-endowed man parts. Her daughter looks at her dubiously and asks […]

Railay Beach West

Yes, Belinda Carlisle, Heaven Is a Place On Earth

The list of superlatives that could describe Railay Beach, Thailand hardly do its stop-you-in-your-tracks beauty justice. I’ve got to admit, after the unforgettable Maldives, it’s hard to be overwhelmed by even the loveliest beaches. So many are truly gorgeous, like Koh Kong, Cambodia, but few will be as pristine and […]

The Sting: How the Electronic Mosquito Bat Will Save America

The Sting: How the Electronic Mosquito Bat Will Save America

Move over, wheel. I’ve declared the Electronic Mosquito Bat to be the world’s greatest invention. Now, I’ve been told I’m prone to exagerration. Ok fine. I admit, stretching the facts, particularly at the expense of a good story, may be my, um, gift. But this time, truly, I can’t overstate […]

Stormy days on Koh Samui, Thailand

I Ain’t Afraid of a Big, Bad Monsoon!

I blissfully began my stay in the lovely isle of Koh Samui, Thailand by basking in a few hours of perfect sun. But alas, my cheery reverie would shortly be followed by a 3-day stretch of intermittent torrential rains — the kind with thunder claps that make you leap out of bed […]