Travel Awards, Passenger Conners-Style!

Me and Ayaz, Fearless Travel Judges

Me and Ayaz, Your Fearless Travel Judges

Since my return home, I realize that there are questions everyone wants to know (What was your favorite country?) and then there are questions everyone REALLY wants to know (Where did you see the hottest people?).

During one particularly lengthy leg of the USA road trip, Ayaz and I pondered every aspect of our trip – the good, bad and ugly (or hot, as the case might sometimes be) – and created our very own travel awards, which we catchily coined the V & A’s (any similarity to those VMA thingy’s is purely, um, intentional).

Please note, this list is totally limited and proudly biased. And now, drumroll please!

                                      

  THE V&A TRAVEL AWARDS

Our Overall Favorite Place:  India. Hands down, this was the country that challenged me the most, on a constant, daily basis and I loved every minute of it. The experience of traveling in India – the beauty, the chaos, the wondrous, the awful – called into question everything I once believed I understood about the human experience. And I am grateful.


Favorite Natural Wonders:

1) United States, The Grand Canyon: Lived up to every photo I’d seen, every expectation I had. Wow.

2) New Zealand, Tasman Sea Coast, South Island:  It’s like Mother Nature on steroids here. Every dramatic landscape feature is here, only bigger and better than you ever realized was possible.

3) Thailand, Beaches and Islands: Paradise, plain and simple.


Favorite Manmade Wonders:

Taj Mahal

Taj Mahal

1) India, Taj Mahal: The first glance at the Taj Mahal will stop you in your tracks, take away your breath.

2) Cambodia, Angkor Wat: I was strangely underwhelmed by Ankgor Wat, itself, but the smaller surrounding temples were extraordinary.

3) United States, The Hotels of Las Vegas: These are so over-the-top, so cheese-a-rifically opulent – we had to give them props.


Favorite Beaches:

1) Railay, Thailand: A magnificent slice of sand, and perfect turquoise waters are made even dreamier and dramatic by the looming limestone cliffs.

2) Komandoo, Maldives: This was one of top bucket list destinations, and it met all my most divine expectations. Were it not for the uber-high prices, it would’ve been #1, easily.

3) Koh Jum, Thailand: Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale … Oh, I seriously could talk about Koh Jum for a good while, but truly, it’s isolated beauty was Gilligan’s Island heavenly.


Favorite City
: Sydney, Australia.


Favorite Meals:

The clams that could launch 1000 ships, I swear it.

The clams that could launch 1000 ships.

1) Hanoi, Vietnam: Git in mah belly – clams in a Lemongrass, Pineapple and Chili broth were truly pitch perfect in flavors: sweet, tangy and spicy spicy. Fresh and delicious and cost no more than $1.

2) Udaipur, India: Mushroom Curry and Paneer-Stuffed Tomatoes: To quote Ayaz, “Two very simple dishes that were made into something special by a talented chef working at a nameless restaurant at the top of a rundown hotel. The ultimate compliment: we returned to eat these dishes three times over the span of four days.”

3) Koh Mook, Thailand: Massaman Curry. Ayaz ordered this dish and asked that it be “Thai style” in regard to spiciness. Normally in a thin, yellowish broth, this came out in a thick, red-brown broth with pools of chili oil swirling on top. I sweat like a beast (a sated beast, at least) over this bowl and loved it.


Favorite Street Food:

1) Hanoi: “Restaurants” pop up  on street corners for breakfast and dinner with food so delectable and well-executed any James Beard Award winner could be put to shame. A true culinary delight time and again, street corner after street corner.

2) Kuala Lumpur/Penang, Malaysia: So many hawker stalls, so little time.

3) Darjeeling, India: It was spicy, it was fresh, it was a tongue twirling blend of Indian, Nepalese and Tibetan cuisine and it was … delicious.


Favorite Drinks:

1) India, Train Chai: Few sounds are sweeter the morning after a night’s sleep on a train than a hawker crying out, “CHAI! CHAI” as he moves through your train car.

2) Vietnam, Iced Coffee: Take strong coffee, add thick, sweet condensed milk and ice and you will sip heaven through your straw.

3) Asia, Lime Soda: In my personal dictionary one may just find a picture of the delightful combo of soda water and fresh lime just next to the definition of “refreshing.” Take that, Asian humidity!


Friendliest People:

1) Australians: I soon learned that any interaction with any Australian would take no less than 5 – 10 minutes because the other party would immediately engage in the warmest, friendliest, funniest conversation – I could count on it. And I loved it!

2) Americans

3) Turks


Best Looking People:

1) Russian Kite Surfers in Mui Ne, Vietnam: Nope, that’s not a supermodel in her string bikini, that’s our bungalow neighbor.

2) Australians Outside Australia

3) The Ladyboys of Bangkok


SPECIAL MENTIONS:

Most Heard Song: Titanic Theme, Celine Dion: Every country, and I would swear every bar, restaurant and shop inevitably played this song, at least once – usually twice.

Best Rock: Australia, Ayers Rock/Uluru

Worst Diet: United States of America. Throughout the majority of middle America, I would have paid good money for a salad that wasn’t sopping wet, slimey and brown – or for a salad that didn’t have loads of rubbery cheddar and bacon bits strewn across. Or actually, for anything edible with even a shred of fiber. God help their cholesterol.

Most Traumatic Alcohol: Royal Stag. Indian Whiskey. A hangover for the ages.

Most Underrated Accommodation: The Motels of the United States: For less than $50 a night, we had clean, decently-appointed rooms, free wifi, and free hot breakfasts. I thumb my nose at you, fancy chain hotels!

Best Toilets: Singapore Airport: The folks at the airport are so confident that their toilets rule (and they do) that they have touch screen computers in the loos allowing users to rate their experience. 

Worst Toilets: The Country of India. Yes. The whole country. Time after time – toilet after toilet.

15 Comments

  1. Love these awards, Val. I realize that all of these were not on your itinerary, but I would nominate the free beaches in Wildwood, the Irish, cheesesteaks, “I’ve Got Friends in Low Places” and the restrooms at the Hotel DuPont in their respective categories. Thanks for sharing the world with us!

    • Valerie Conners says:

      Thanks, Jack! I’d like to think that this trip wasn’t a one-off and on the next leg, I can pay better attention to Wildwood, etc 🙂 And a huge thank you for always making me smile with your comments. In fact, you deserve the best commentor award!

  2. This is perfect! I’ve been waiting to hear a post-mortem to your trip this was a fun and enlightening way to go over your highlights, lowlights and observations.

    … and it was an especially great recap for me, since I didn’t find your blog until you were 2/3s of the way home!

    • Valerie Conners says:

      thanks Chris! I’m glad you got the recap. Can’t wait to do it all in person (preferably over a cocktail!)

  3. You need to write a book about this adventure! You’re writing a book, right? I love the recap of the V&A’s and can’t wait to hear more about it in person.

  4. Love this Val. Looks like it was such a great trip. I’ve stayed at a few of those “cheap” motels you mentioned, over the last year, and they often get a worse rap than they deserve. Sure it’s no Hyatt, but when you get away from the big cities, you can find some things that really aren’t THAT bad.

    • Valerie Conners says:

      no, in fact, I’d say I found some that were downright NICE. I’d glady give up the pseudo-shnazzy bathroom & linen amenities of a Hyatt-like hotel for free wifi and breakfast and an under $100 stay!

  5. 10 categories, only 3 mentions of food and drink. Whoot! A well balanced journey…I was slightly afraid each country would be graded by is food and drink alone. ‘Git in my belly’ says it all!
    So happy you’re home and I can call you whenever I have a free sec!!! LOVE you!!!

  6. Christina Uy says:

    Is that picture of you and Ayaz at the Meteor Crater in AZ?

    • Valerie Conners says:

      it sure is! and the person taking our photo clearly didn’t understand the premise behind the decoy crater wall…ha!

  7. natalie meltzer says:

    You are awesome. All your stories have been amazing. How lucky and brave you are to have done so much. I will miss hearing about your travels. They have been so entertaining. I loved every post.

    • Valerie Conners says:

      Thank you so much for following along all this time, Natalie! Hopefully there will be more adventures yet to come 🙂

  8. Love the clever recap of your trip! While I too found your blog at the tail end, getting to read through the highlights makes me long to take an extended trip. Can’t wait to hear what the next travel chapter holds for you.

    Thanks for sharing with us fellow readers 🙂